The Human Mating Protocol

In the near future, when machines and AI have become dominant, computers will decide everything… EVERY. Thing. Hana, your AI supervisor, calls the shots. Programmed to provide optimal mating conditions, Hana sets the scene for lovemaking as effectively and unemotionally as she sets the table, leaving humans the simple task of making love. Couples who run the Human Mating Protocol are reminded by contrast that pleasures of the flesh are unique and beautifully human. Hana will provide artificial warmth, encourage what it has learned humans enjoy, and even forbid inefficient mistakes. Dystopian to some and amusing to others, Hana – bless her – has even learned some dirty words to help you along. In true 2001-style, Hana assumes Beethoven strings provide optimal ambiance. And who are we to argue?

Hana also understands that machines can get involved physically, as well, and encourages the use of a rabbit-style vibrator. Couples who’ve experienced the protocol say they enjoyed the lighthearted approach to this guide and the soft, soothing energy it projects. Click “Play” to initiate the Human Mating Protocol. (Explicit)