Animal Farm

Billy Hicks is a rough and ready sort who runs a small livestock farm deep in the Kentucky hills. And when it’s time fo’ breedin’, Billy’s job is to “git it dun.” Let’s be honest; while intimacy can be very emotional — with many programs on this platform focusing on the more intimate side of lovemaking — sex is primal, too. It would be remiss of us to ignore this fact. “Animal Farm” is a fun, light-hearted way to embrace our primal needs with the one we love. In this program, Billy Hicks will wake you up, pour you some moonshine, and provide you with all the guidance, tools, and encouragement you’ll need so that he gets his livestock and you satisfy all your needs. No need to travel to Kentucky for this. With crickets, a campfire, and ambient country slide guitar creating the perfect soundscape, Kentucky will come to you.

Hicks is a practical man. He knows a few bondage straps (or two sets of handcuffs), a cock ring, some lube, and a dildo will ensure a successful outcome. Couples who traveled to “Animal Farm” agreed that embracing the primal purpose of lovemaking and celebrating our animal desires was refreshing, satisfying, and fun, especially with good ol’ Hicks yellin’ and hollerin’ in the background. Of course, if you have anything better to do than to give in to your primal urges, do them instead. But the longer you repress the animal in you, the more wild it’ll become…